Tabloid : the Interstellar Star

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Rockstar Possessed by the Devil
by Ima Lyre

Secret images of Kido of System Crash just immerged today.




This shocking image was sent in to our magazine by a private source. The source would not identify themselves but insisted that the image was not faked in any way. They shared this with us so that we could send the message out to our readers about the dangers of demonic possession.

As seen above, this image is absolute proof that System Crash is actually a cult of Satan Worshipers. They have all made pacts with the devil. Our stalwart investigative reporters got into their penthouse and discovered the floors and walls covered with strange symbols and drawings. Perhaps there are doorways that open onto the Fiery Abyss. They preform secret nightly rituals to call upon the Devil to give them the skill they use to play their music in exchange for their immortal souls.

Kido, obviously possessed by a Demon, has been seen acting erratically. An insider at the holiday party noted that she had been promiscuous, even going into a room alone with a few other members of other bands. Names have been withheld to protect the innocent. But surely, she was there to lure these poor innocent souls into sin.

With the Solstice fast approaching, the devil within her has awakened to spread it's evil upon the world. Sources say that the only way to drive the devil out is to throw boxes of crackers at her. I for one have a large box of saltines ready should we ever cross paths.