FOR SHAME, SHEN!

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LABEL WAR ERUPTING!
VIRGO STAR DISMISSES LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION OF PRIDE FAN, SAYS "LET THEM DIE"
by: Doris McDermott

We all know how Garnet "Nerve of Steel" Gneiss saved a little girl from oncoming traffic, but less known is that one of the bystanders feels the girl should have just been run over. That bystander's identity? Vandalism in Progress' Bai Shen, who turns out to be one sinister synther indeed!

According to our highly reliable source, when the poor girl was staring down the grill of an 18-wheeler, Bai Shen simply laughed, saying she "deserved it, being a Pride fan". When one Pride fan protested, Bai Shen responded with "I don't care. Let them die. Let all the Pride and their stupid ilk die! Their music offends my ears!" He then threatened to shove the protester into the road as well!

The harassment didn't stop there, either. Upon escaping into the music store Note Worthy, Bai Shen yelled at fans, telling them to "leave that loser alone" and to pay attention to him. Why no one punched him is beyond our comprehension, given his callous attitude towards the whole situation. So, Pride fans, beware: Bai Shen could care less if you, or your favorite bands, are dying. Steer clear lest you find yourself shoved into the middle of a busy street!

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NOT HERE

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[BUT WOW GUESS WHO'S FUCKING LOCKING HIMSELF IN THE CLOSET AND NEVER EVER COMING OUT EVER]