> Enjoy the holiday

[iitrebel]

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
So I think I'm getting stalked by a furry. #solsticesurprise
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
Shout out to #WBMM for this magical holiday experience
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
For the curious, I was trying to blatantly take advantage of shopping deals, when out of the corner of my eye... #tbc
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
As it turns out, it's super hard to sneak around when you're dressed as a beloved holiday figure! #childrenarecamouflage
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
So after I start to wonder "Wow Snow Bear sure gets around" #notinthatway
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
So, struck by the kind of bored paranoia that happens when you listen to holiday songs for literal hours with no escape, I decided to see if I could lose the bear
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
Turns out: YES I AM being stalked by someone in a fursuit #amazing
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
Relaying this to everyone from the 2nd floor food court, since apparently this is too awkward an area to navigate even for Snow Bear #pawscantusetwitter
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
Okay I can't indefinitely eat nachos so I'm just going to straight up ask what the hell is going on. brb
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
Okay so I didn't have "make a furry cry" on my #bucketlist but I added it just now so I could check it off
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
btw @grandking this is essentially your fault. I just got asked if we were dating by a person in a Snow Bear fursuit.
5 12 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackoverthorns
lifestyle of the rich and famous everyone #fml
5 12 2054

Comments

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou · Mon DD @jackoverthorns I can't respect anyone who can't indefinitely eat nachos.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @jechtrocksyou well lol I have like a job and shit man. Need all my hands for that #percussionlife

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou · @jackofthorns Just dive in. Hands are optional!

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @jechtrocksyou I'll still need someone to hold it by my face! Stupid classical band, everyone needs their hands.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou · Mon DD @jackofthorns I think I found your problem. Meanwhile I could install a bucket of cheese right next to a snare drum.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @jechtrocksyou You seriously know how to do that????

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou · Mon DD @jackofthorns I'd find a way. Can't be that hard.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @jechtrocksyou Experiment on your own set first, let me know the results ASAP

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[This one comes a few days later.]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou @jackofthorns Slight problem: bass drum tends to make cheez go flying.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @jechtrocksyou Speaking from exp?

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou @jackofthorns Yeah. Just bolted one on. Though it's kind of a cool effect.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @jechtrocksyou film it and put it on the vine next time

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou @jackofthorns You kids and your crazy net shit #actuallyagoodidea

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @jechtrocksyou Don't worry, grampa, I can come help if you need it

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou @jackofthorns Yeah, but let's see you figure out Myspace, young'un.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @jechtrocksyou It's Myspace, not hacking into the government computers.

[makeitright]

F E T C H @chowderhead liiiiiiiiar #picsoritdidnthappen

dw pls give me notifs for these things

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @chowderhead I am an upstanding citizen fuck u

[And then the next tweet addressed to her carries along with it a picture. It's... really blurry, and in motion, and it looks like he's in a shopping car (?) and there's silver hair in half the frame (???)...]

[But there's definitely some sort of white figure standing in what does appear to be a mall.]

[makeitright]

F E T C H @chowderhead only the best and brightest hang with aging bigfoot u rite

[she's making fun of you. Can you tell?]

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @chowderhead Yeah @betterthanyou isn't looking his best ngl

[Shit talk Squalo time? Shit talk Squalo time.]

[makeitright]

F E T C H @chowderhead the shade is strong with this one. also screencapping this#cantstopwontstop

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @chowderhead go for it idc