Twitter (@cosmicqueen)

[gunslingerqueen]

riko @cosmicqueen · Dec 6 starlings and friends ever since a certain SOMEONE #flashstepped all over my heart i have been really down! All I want for solstice is

riko @cosmicqueen · Dec 6 to spend it with someone hot and funny and sweet. And you all know I'm more than happy to give more than I get. so won't you help me find someone to keep me warm for the holidays? #andmaybelonger #alliwantforsolsticeisyou

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[gunslingerqueen]

riko @cosmicqueen · Dec 6 @lightbringer what did he do.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @cosmicqueen There was a moment there where he wasn't sure what I had below my belt.

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @cosmicqueen Seemed to stress him out. #falseadvertising? #biteme

[gunslingerqueen]

riko @cosmicqueen · Dec 6 @lightbringer uhm why the fuck was he concerned with what you've got in the first place? #muchconfusion #unlesstherewasmutualflirting #buteventhen

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @cosmicqueen Can't buy a drink for a dick, I guess. Totally fine when he thought I was a lady. #neitherforthoseinterested

[gunslingerqueen]

riko @cosmicqueen · Dec 6 @lightbringer I want to punch him for you. #withyourpermission

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @cosmicqueen Hey now, I thought this was about you, darling. #nothingIhaventheardbefore

[gunslingerqueen]

riko @cosmicqueen · Dec 6 @lightbringer I only have myself to blame for what happened with the two of us. but he doesn't get to insult someone I love, and definitely not about that kind of thing #unacceptable

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @cosmicqueen Well, do as thou wilt, darling, but he did nearly soil himself when I straightened him out. #thecarnieway

[traumatizing]

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	T R A U M A @52spades @lightbringer how the fuck is that even any of his business?
	T R A U M A @52spades @lightbringer I am liking this guy less and less as the day goes on.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @52spades I suppose he thought it was his business because he thought he was about to get his dick wet. #andillwearblacktomorrow

[traumatizing]

	T R A U M A @52spades · Dec 06 @lightbringer Hold on are you saying you're not into being asked invasive & offensive questions in public?
	T R A U M A @52spades · Dec 06 @lightbringer Because I know nothing turns ME on more than being asked what kind of junk I have when I'm at a bar.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @52spades To be fair, he didn't ask me point blank. #lookatmebeinghonest

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @52spades But he called it 'false advertising' when I called myself 'The Father of Lies'. #lookathimbeingamoron

[traumatizing]

T R A U M A @52spades · Dec 06 @lightbringer "False advertising" #amazing #ithinkthatmightbeworse

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @52spades False advertising. #mybodyisabillboardiguess

[traumatizing]

	T R A U M A @52spades · Dec 06 @lightbringer I wasn't aware you were "advertising" anything except Lucifer.
	T R A U M A @52spades · Dec 06 @lightbringer Have you been moonlighting for Subway? #thatsabreachofcontract #jsyk