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Defying Atmosphere Lead Hides Tragic Secret!
by Quel'thas Funwalker




By now many of you are familiar with the Defying Atmosphere Lead, Meril, known for her wild costumes and ravishing good looks, and many of you are also probably familiar with the hit computer game Land of Battlecraft. What you might not know is that the musician has a connection to the game. Yes, you heard it here folks, Meril is one of the millions of players that logs on each and every day!

Chat records reveal the starlet plays on the Blackspear server and has a variety of characters ranging from Fighter to Wizard, and even runs her own raiding guild! She's responsible for leading several server firsts, including the clearing of Firethrone Cathedral and The Dark Shrine, and is known for her strict rules and impeccable tanking ability. No small feat when you also have to maintain that star image and superb musical skills. It almost makes you wonder how she does it!

Of course, further investigation revealed a sad truth. When she's not practicing her music, she's obviously spending far too much time on the game. Her home life has almost no balance, and while her band was unreachable for comment, it's quite clear that someone who's accomplished so much can barely have time for sleep, let alone a life! As all modern MMO gamers know, there is a time to get out and some socializing, and in this day and age there's nothing more troubling than someone who's using the game to cope with stress. It's clear that music and the life of a Virgo star are taking it's toll, and that's why we here at E-Sports Monthly plan to reach out. We've already sent contact to the star, offering our services at game addiction counseling, and are fully prepared to post her response once we receive it. We're rooting for you, Meril!

If you have further questions, comments, or wish to offer support for the struggling star, don't hesitate to contact us on Facebook or Twitter @EsportsMonthly

Comments

[nibelungvalesti]

I think I might look at it just to see what it is like. And how many lovers a female character might have.

and yet his real self means it so innocently

[agains]

male lovers? female lovers? or both?

[nibelungvalesti]

I have a suspicion that female lovers are the only option, come to think of it...

[agains]

that may be true.

i wonder who else has had their image stolen and exploited? my manager is much more conscious about social media laws. i could ask him for advice if you would like.

[ #virgosolidarity, etc., etc. ]

[nibelungvalesti]

I would be shocked if they did not have their loopholes closed. If we make a big deal of this, it is free publicity for them. If we wait, they will soon replace the ads with taller and far bustier women than me soon enough, I expect.

1/2

[agains]

All the better.

[agains]

For the gossip to die down about your reputation, of course.

[nibelungvalesti]

Gossip is simply that, gossip. People will believe what they wish to.

[agains]

I am learning a lot about the depths the media will sink to. It is truly reprehensible.

I am glad to have been of service, however it may have disrupted your day. Farewell, and goodbye!

[ keith has signed off?? whatever twitter your goddamn messaging system is complicated and annoying ]