It's the year 2054 and y'all still believe

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by Cliff Holland

IS BIGFOOT A FAN OF ROCK MUSIC AND HOT DOGS?????

According to numerous sightings from novice Bigfoot investigators who were attending the most recent South Vista Music Fest, yes!

All was well at this years latest Fest. Bands of all sorts, from the hugely popular labels everyone knows and adores to the small time, performed their best. However, this isn't what this publication is about! In the midst of celebration, partying, and merch buying, it's said a certain missing link couldn't even resist the good times.

Eye witness accounts vary on the details, placing our hairy guest at somewhere beneath eight feet, but Bigfoot investigator Cher Quick gave the most detailed description.

"They were around, like, seven feet I'd estimate. From what I could tell, they seemed to have gotten some sort of clothing from somewhere in an attempt to blend in. With all the band merchandise on sale, it's not too much of a stretch to assume that someone might even have found themselves the victim of a Bigfoot petty thief. I couldn't tell exactly what sort of clothing mimicry they were wearing. Their enormous locks of hair made it impossible to see the details, or even their exact body shape besides the fact that they were really tall. It was incredibly well kept, however- apparently Bigfeet must rank hygiene highly!"

Of the common similarities between all accounts, gorgeous hair and a ravenous appetites for local vendors' hot dogs rank the highest! What could this mean for Bigfeet studies? Scientists will have to study this evidence intensely before making any solid conclusions.

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[tigermillionaire]

[Tiger is quietly horrified.]