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Aliens Infiltrating the Masses: Flowers Over Bones the First Target?

by Jerry Desksquat

Several reports of strange lights in the night sky has garnered the attention of many, including we here at Outer Rings magazine. Witnesses claim to of seen a flashing pattern of lights landing somewhere near the South Vista Music Festival. Some say they were mesmerized by the different colors of what was believed to be the underside of a UFO landing in Vista's own backyard- while others claim it was only a simple circle, just like out of the movies.

But, with the overwhelming evidence of aliens, Outer Rings has done a full report on the incident. We sent in our best reporters into the South Vista Music Festival as soon as we caught word of the alien landing.

What we found is horrifying to report- Flowers Over Bones's own Rei Hino went missing the night of the landing, and was not seen until much later that night. We interviewed the group's manager, and had no comment when questioned about the coincidence of her disappearance. But one eyewitness says they saw Rei return disheveled and with a mysterious companion with four arms, only to disappear into the darkness. Soon after the violinist was returned to the festival, the unmistakable sounds of an engine roaring to life was heard and the silvery outline of a ship left the area.

We followed around Miss Hino for the next week, and in time we managed to get photos of how her appearance has changed since that fateful night. Her perfect stomach seems to have gotten larger and larger as time carries on, meaning that Rei Hino is in fact pregnant with an alien child.

[A few photos go here that are photoshopped to make Rei look pregnant, slowly over the course of a week.]

Aliens are among us, and have already started to plant their seed within the human race itself! Who knows if Miss Hino will survive the birth of her extraterrestrial child?! Outer Rings will keep the masses informed at any cost!

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