> Try to start shit. > Shit: Backfire

[iitrebel]

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
@DefyingAtmosphere Our mngr is better than yours so suck a diiiiick
1:34 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
I was going to snap a picture of her but she noticed what I was doing and now she's changing into something better
1:36 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Now we need the perfect setting?? uh
1:46 - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
So #MistakesWereMade
2:02 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
@daturapiano @grandking @princeofthorns @theicequeen Put me on a milk carton
2:25 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
idk where we're going. idk how she can walk in toothpick heels. literal toothpicks.
2:33 - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Oh yeah she made me dress up too because fuck why not. All black. There's fur. #ShoutOutToWinter
2:48 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Did I mention my boots are heeled too? #FML
2:57 - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
How long can you walk in heels? #doubledogdare you assholes
3:00 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
I legit don't know where I am right now #lostchildalert
3:15 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
If Xiè An weren't guiding me, I'd just sit and cry tbh #orgetdrugs
3:22 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
An just told me I'm not allowed to get drugs if I get separated from her.
3:23 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
@grandking In the event that I die from this excursion, two things
3:44 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
@grandking 1. ours was a great romance never meant to be told and i will miss you forever, 100% not being melodramatic
3:45 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
@grandking and 2. rent a catapult. set my instruments on fire. fling them at virgo hq.
3:46 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
@grandking I believe in you xoxo
3:47 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Are we even allowed to be in this building
3:50 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
#FINALLY
4:00 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
That only took forever
4:01 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Oh fuck it's my turn no wonder I got dressed up. #FMLx2
4:02 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

[And the next picture that shows up on his twitter is indeed of the percussionist himself. It's a much closer shot than that of his manager, him on the ground against those same doors so that the light catches his eyes just right. His blue eye is squinted shut, and one hand is drawn up against his face with his red eye peering out from between his fingers. It's true, he is wearing a jacket with fur trim and heeled boots. Gothic band, what can you do?]

[If he looks dead inside, it's because he sort of is. It has been an Adventure and he is just tired of wandering around.]

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
So on the bright side (??) she was going to drag me out anyway for new instrument checks and shit. Look forward to it.
4:22 p.m. - 24 Nov 2054

Comments

[pecsonpecs]

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns REKT.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @kriegthepsycho our mngr is still better than yours. That's still fact.

[pecsonpecs]

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns I WAsN'T AbOut TO dISAgrEE wITH ThaT SEntiMent

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns BuT sHE dId jUSt DrAg you tHROUGh HELL and baCK jusT fOR a PHOto op

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @kriegthepsycho She does this to everyone. I'm the percussion, why do I need to be pretty??

[pecsonpecs]

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho "WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - @jackofthorns 2k54

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns Hey @kriegthepsycho, up for taking that dare I mentioned?

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns Or maybe @kriegthepsycho can only talk shit online and talk to himself on top of trailers

[pecsonpecs]

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns WHAT dare?????

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @kriegthepsycho Heels. Double dog dare you to wear them for a day. Active, too, no lounging bs

[pecsonpecs]

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns HAHAHAHAHAHA OKaY firsT Of all

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns I'M FlaTTeReD tHaT YOu ThINk I haVE The KiND oF FReE TIme To FIND anYThInG in mY SiZE bEsIdES comBAT BOOTs

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns SECOnd Of ALl

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns iF YoU Or Your EMPreSs oF THE CaTwALK Can find hEels IN My SIzE cOnSiDer YOUR Dare AccEptED

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns JUSt maKe SURe tHaT thEy Fit mY aesTHetiC SO I CaN gO All oUT. NEver HaLF-ASS a daRe

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns WhicH is to SaY

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns MAKE THEM BAD-ASS!!!!!!!!!

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @kriegthepsycho oh it's fucking on

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @kriegthepsycho what's your size #challengeaccepted

[pecsonpecs]

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho @jackofthorns FIfTeeN.

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen @jackofthorns it's xiè an, you're not getting lost enough for a milk carton

Mai @theicequeen @jackofthorns that would be one less doll to play dressup with #ourmanager #fashionista #layersonstagewhy

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @theicequeen Crap, you're right.

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @theicequeen Why do I have to deal with this? You guys are the pretty ones.

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen @jackofthorns you know her. she probably likes your 'personality' or the way something looks on you.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @theicequeen my personality is 'asshole'

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen @jackofthorns i never said she has good taste.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @theicequeen ...Fair enough. You're welcome btw

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen @jackofthorns for what exactly.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @theicequeen I took one for the team.

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen @jackofthorns you distracted her for a few hours. congratulations.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @theicequeen A few hours free of her or playing fashion doll: which would you rather have?

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen @jackofthorns ... thanks.

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @theicequeen Next time I demand to be bribed for this service. heels aren't fun

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 24 #jackofthorns You poor child... #allthisforaminorchore #itsnotafuckingfashionshow

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @daturapiano Bright side- not stilettos. #thankgodforboots

[worthlesspride]

Tooru Oikawa @grandking · Nov 24 @jackofthornsDouble A, you are a nut, but I love you and will do you as say #havefuninhell

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @grandking admit it'd be worth it #seeyouthere

[worthlesspride]

Tooru Oikawa @grandking @jackofthorns It will be. I'll use Greek fire in case it lands in one of their pools. #wellruletogether #mykingconsort

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @grandking Don't all of those weirdos live like right on water? #iwantacape

[worthlesspride]

Tooru Oikawa @grandking @jackofthornsAll the better, no? #butofcourse #whatkindofbfdoyoutakeme4?

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @grandking Post THAT on instagram. #bestbftbh