I am the Great Jecht -- AMA!

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

The name's Jecht, and I'm the drummer for MANTICORE. We just played the South Vista music festival and we've got some great stuff in the works... but man, you're not here to listen to me self-promote. You guys wanna know what it's like hammering the drums for a living, right? AMA!

[That's right, Jecht has gotten onto a popular website and has opened up the floor to fans and... sundry. AMA, for those not in the know, means ask him anything...]

Comments

two NPCs because why not

[agains]

jz91  you're old enough to be everyone's dad. why don't you get a real job?
     ojisananajimi isn't it past your bedtime? downvoted, jackass.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

'Get a real job' is what people say when they want someone else to be as unhappy as they are.

jz91

[agains]

i'm happy because i don't need hearing aids to listen to my own music.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

That just means you're not playing it loud enough.

jz91

[agains]

say that to my face and not over the internet old man i could kick your ass in a drum-off any day

At last I can post this as a legit tag, my RP life is complete

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

pleasure to be of service (1/??)

[agains]

old meme old man nobody's fuckin laughing except you at your own joke

2/

[agains]

did you ask orion for it or something i bet he's a little twink

3/

[agains]

the rest of your band is fuckin babies

gay babies and one dad and one hot chick

4/5

[agains]

i've been hacking since i was ten i'm gonna find out where your ancient pc is and leak your shitty image folders and the rest of pride too

AMA_moderator

[agains]

this user has been banned.

[ unless you don't want him to be. in which case i'll delete this tag. ]

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

He who laughs last, laughs best.

ICly later that day - zwasright & others

[agains]

wtf grandpa you're an asshole

[ although your personal hater's IP is banned as well as his account, he's spiteful enough to hoof it to a library to create a dummy account.

or two. or four.

he's content to leave a single comment as zwasright, but three others send him PMs with links to gorespam, malware, and your run-of-the-mill gross internet images.

the accounts are subsequently banned and profuse apologies are sent to jecht, along with moderators gifting him a year of this site's equivalent of reddit gold to butter him up/cover their own asses. ]

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[Also they have to explain it to him, because Jecht not only doesn't check his inbox, he has no idea what the heck this weird bonus program is or why he got it.]