Vista Sun

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A PLAGUE UPON BOTH YOUR HOUSES
By Shen Annie Gains




Well dearest readers, as we watch the progress of the world tour from home here in beautiful Vista, it’s hard not to notice that karma is catching up to the wild, scandalous, and sex-depraved actions of the Pride and Virgo Labels! Multiple singers and bands have died during the world tour either by unfortunate car accidents or by overdoses at drug and sex orgies!

It seems that Pride and Virgo will keep on, dear readers, with their salacious schedule as they head this month into the next leg of the world tour! We can only imagine the pressure on the poor heads of both labels as more and more of their acts are disappearing, falling to the sickle of the grim reaper! Will they have 24-hour doctors and nurses to keep the remaining bands alive? Is this proof of the long standing cult rumors?

Will we be reading that all the bands took part in some "special cool-aid" before returning home to our beautiful city? Is this some master plan on the part of the labels to clear up space in their bands and find new world talent?

All we know, dearest readers, is that this is no doubt karma coming around on the actions of those who have time and time again thrown common decency and societal standards in the face of everyone! Perhaps, this will be the necessary wake-up call for the bands still ALIVE to not go and try drugs and keep to their music while on a world tour.