It his best quality, tbh. Xanxus is very fond of Squalo's cooking ability. But now they're not being adults. They're being assholes and it feels like this is so normal. So right. This is part of what he's been missing all this time.

Except there is a far too strong hand on his family jewels and that's a threat he can't let stand. He's rather fond of his penis, thank you very much. It hurts a bit and there probably will be a couch flipping because Xanxus never takes well to threats against his junk.

"I told you I'd give you all the dick you wanted, fucking scum."