Totally being assholes but he would do it. Buy an island or something. But pizza does sound good. Real pizza, not that shitty store bought stuff. Maybe he'll make Squalo make some right after actually being a semi-decent human being to him.

"I'm glad your happy with dick. I'll be sure to give you a lot more of it."Xanxus chugs his drink and pours himself another. "Besides, I'm not the one with the girl's name, Superbina." Yes. Yes that was totally on purpose.