"Off is not what you want me to fuck." He states and yes, yes he is going to totally plop his ass next to Squalo and pour himself a drink. In the morning. Probably not his first of the day either. "And it's not my ass you want to be scrapbooking. And you know you already write diary entires all about me."

He grins evilly. "Dear Diary. Voi. Xanxus paid attention to be today. I was so happy." Actually...that reminds him of someone else. Someone they both know, sort of. Piercings and umbrellas and a hard on for him.