Tabliod: Secret Family Revealed!

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SECRET FAMILY REVEALED:
The Story on Ankh's Long Lost Twin Brother
by
Gina Snooker

For a very long time, everyone believed the story behind Ankh's rise to fame, about how he lived a lonely life on the streets until one day he was saved by his high school coach. We all marveled at the strength shown to toss aside the usual trappings of a hard rock life by ignoring temptations thrown in his path, even though he has been seen with Luci of Junkyard Carnival on several occasions.

But now, a different truth has been revealed!


[And here we have several blurry pictures of Shingo along side several photos of Ankh not fully made up.]

There had been rumors for the past few weeks of there being someone with the same features as the frontman for Surviving Friday, but many had felt that it was nothing more then a publicity stunt or even Ankh himself using some bad choices in wig and clothing to slip past security and fans alike in order to be with Luci of Junkyard Carnival. In fact, in this humble reporter's opinion, the signs that Ankh may actually have something besides ice cream as a vice was a breath of fresh air, even if the vice is with someone who's scandals include kidnapping, drug use and various unhealthy sexual appetites.

However, at a recent fan-meeting at the local mega mall Jacalifornation - the place for all of your Asian import needs - it became apparent that the rumors of there being two Ankhs are true. This photo taken by one of the many fans on the scene [And here we have Shingo being grabbed by Ankh .] shows us that outside of hair color and style, the rumors are true. So we decided to do a little digging and found out that Ankh does have a twin brother. Some more digging also revealed that they had been adopted by different families and had led different lives up until now.

While it sounds like a making for next week's made-for-tv-movie, we are happy to see that the two brothers have finally found each other and we hope that there maybe they both have the same talent. Maybe one day, the two of them would both grace us with a duet beyond imagination. Meanwhile, let's wish them the best of luck with getting to know each other!