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Of Mice and Mullets by ohlala

Virgo Entertainment, Defying Atmosphere, Surviving Friday

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Marty McFly, Kise Ryouta, hair abuse, angst, guitar

Language: English Words: # Chapters: 1/? Comments: 0 Kudos: 0. Bookmarks: 1 Hits: 1

Of Mice and Mullets

ohlala

Summary:

The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit.

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Notes:

This is my first fic, so go easy on me.

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"Welcome ladies and gentleman to the world championship Guitaring contest!" The announcer's voice boomed across the large Arena.

The Guitaradome was the largest in the world. Far bigger then the one in Greater Minneapolis - this one was able to hold 3 trillion fans.

Marty and his best friend had just arrived by hoverlimo. "This is it!"

"Yes!"

"I never thought I'd make it all the way to the final."

"I always knew you could make it, Marty, your my champion!"

"Thanks, but I'll need more then your vote to win this. I'll need to give it my all to become the number one Guitar champion!"

"..and it won't be enough" said a horrible voice from behind them. It was Kise! "I'll win this contest fair and square. Then everyone will bow down before me.....the one true champion of Guitar....and lord of evil!"

"No that will never come to pass! I'll stop you." said our Marty heroically.

"Ha!" With that Kise twirled of into the Arena.

"We must win now. We must!" Marty's best friend said!

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When they started Marty quickly started losing, but his best friend had a fantastic plan.
(Not intentionally mind, it was because Kise was already winning when the contest stopped for the half time break. When the contest resumed, Kise thus got a head start at the Guitar and was in the lead)

"Whatever you plan to do you better do it quickly" said Marty, panicking.

"Don't worry, Kise is almost in the position for my plan to work.."

Kise turned a corner while doing the Guitar...

"NOW!" said Marty's best friend!

Suddenly, right in front of Kise, Marty appeared! "Wha...?"

Then Marty started undressing!

"Hay Kise, how's things...?"

"Wha.aa...ma??"

Kise's Guitar-ing screeched to a halt.

"Its hot in this stadium in front of all these people isn't it?"

Kise stopped completely, noticeably sweating and swaying back and forward.

"Hay hot stuff" Marty winked at Kise.

Kise fainted.

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With that, Marty calmly overtook the unconscious Kise. "Wow! that worked great" said Marty's best friend.

Marty finally passed the finishing line, winning the Guitar-ing contest!

The crowd went wild, Marty took a bow.

And Marty's best friend danced around Marty cheering.

"The Mullets is safe now! " said Marty. "Till next year at least.....that's the next time this yearly contest is!"


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to be continued...
in memorium to a great haircut.



( tl;dr- what he wanted to be an angsty fic about his anger over losing a mullet accidentally went somewhere else )