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Pairing Paradise: New Romance Blossoms In Defying Atmosphere

It seems that Defying Atmosphere's Rarity has found love after all, or at least another relationship to take the place of her affair with band frontman Greg Universe. It looks like Rarity is tired of playing third wheel to Greg's various dalliances and side flings, not to mention his supposedly steady relationship with keyboardist Lenneth Valkyrie, and has instead claimed another member of her band as her own: lead guitarist Marty McFly. The two were spotted in the Grand Stage area of the Western Galleria on Valentine's Day, giving a seemingly impromptu and very romantically inclined performance to the public.

Obviously, Rarity needed to find another man to fill the hole in her heart after she removed Greg Universe. The question now is, is Marty truly the one, or was he simply a convenience, the first one she could snap up, chosen only because he's the only one left in the band without any romantic attachments? Has Rarity decided to pair the spares, or will she take a leaf out of Greg's book and throw Marty away when she's done using him? Given her previous choice in men, Marty should beware her wiles if he doesn't want to wind up as the fourth heartbroken member of Defying Atmosphere. Either way, in the meantime, we can probably look forward to albums about pining for lost loves and revenge, and possibly even the biggest trainwrecks of double dates we've ever seen. Keep your eye on this band, readers: whether it's music or inevitable drama, either way, Defying Atmosphere promises to put on an entertaining show.