[The computer camera is sort of out of focus first but after a little adjusting, Xanxus is easily seen in the image. He's shirtless...as per usual. He's got his feet up on the computer desk.]

Hey, this is a video for all my fans. From when I was in Dehumanizer and now. To all those Carnies out there. I got a question for you. What do you do when you have a song in your head that won't go away?

I'll tell you what I do. I sing that shit. So, guess what, you uncultured fucks. Strap yourselves in and get ready. Cause I'm about to give you all a once in a lifetime performance.

[His feet go off the counter and he leans to press play on some karaoke CD. And then...he sings.]



And there we have it. I got that shit out of my head. Thanks for listening, you little assholes. Til next time. Xanxus signing off.

[ooc: pretend that's him singing there... and yup, he sounds like that.]