Crown of Thorns? You mean Crown of Cougars!

[scalpedsociety]

SHAMELESS SERIAL FLIRTING FROM THE PIANIST OF CROWN OF THORNS!

By Lacey Leggins

The South Vista Music Festival debuted many new and promising bands on it's stages last week. One of which is Pride Records own Crown of Thorns mixing flawless original classical music pieces with an elegant gothic style that is sure to set trends among the darker creatures of Vista City's fashion freaks.

But the talk of the music world is not Crown of Thorns genius musical skills or their flawless outfits, it's of one of the members. Tamara Seward, the pianist of the group and a cougar. This gorgeous curvaceous woman of a certain age was seen with many others during the festival, being too affectionate with the bad-boy cellist Squalo of MANTICORE, exchanging more than just style tips with the scantly-clad lead of Cosmic Indulgence, Nariko Lunae, teasing another MANTICORE member, the charismatic drummer Jecht  and the rumor mill has told us she's been seen getting rather close to Junkyard Carnival's infamous hellion Xanxus backstage.

"Tamara usually likes to keep her business to herself, so it's strange for her to suddenly be throwing herself around all these people." A source close to the pianist tells us, "I say she needs to calm down, she's too mature and classy for this sort of thing."

No matter what the personal opinion among her friends or fans may be, we will keeping an eye out for any relationships (or drama) that might unfold with the sexy, free-spirited pianist.

Comments

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @laceyleggins WTH is a 'cougar'? #youneedabetterpenname #seriously

[maipokerface]

[Mai is quietly amused over here.]

Mai @theicequeen · Nov 23 @daturapiano you sure you want to ask that online? #thinkofthelinks

[traumatizing]

T R A U M A @52spades · Nov 23 @daturapiano The cougar (Puma concolor), also known as the mountain lion, puma, panther, or catamount, is a large felid of the subfamily Felinae.

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💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @theicequeen I thought they were calling or comparing me to a large mountain cat. #iknowthepressisstrange #slangtermsaregettingoutofhand

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @52spades I know THAT. Why are they calling me it? Is it some sort of slang term?

[traumatizing]

T R A U M A @52spades · Nov 23 @daturapiano Are you nocturnal and hunt largely by ambushing your prey?

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen · Nov 23 @daturapiano let's just say cougars tend to have a thing for people younger than them

Mai @theicequeen · Nov 23 @daturapiano and it sounds like you were a pretty busy cougar there #learningaboutbandmates

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💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @theicequeen I'm only in my thirties...

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @theicequeen Don't be ridiculous Mai. #itwasn'tlikethat

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💮TAMARA💮 @52spades · Nov 23 No, I don't believe so...

[traumatizing]

T R A U M A @52spades · Nov 23 @daturapiano It must be your strong & powerful jaws then.

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @daturapiano A ripe old lady with a taste for young mates. #yourewelcome #keepwiththetimes

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @daturapiano and why is this in a trashy tabloid, miss Seward? #explain #karmaisabitch #wheredalie

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen · Nov 23 @daturapiano what was it like then?

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @52spades I have a strong jawline for a woman, but I think they didn't mean that.

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @theicequeen Some I wasn't even flirting with.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou · Nov 23 @daturapiano I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

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💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @jechtrocksyou I ONLY WANTED MY HAT BACK. #iwould'ntsaynothough #youstillhavemygloves

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💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @betterthanyou I'm only in my 30's, I'M NOT OLD! #notallofthemwereyoungerthanme #somewereplatonic

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @betterthanyou Those reporters were everywhere. #likecockroaches

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @daturapiano well most of performers around here are trashy teenagers so #context #relativity

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @daturapiano could it be you didn't see them? #toldya #itsnotthathard

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen · Nov 23 @daturapiano you weren't trying to flirt or you definitely weren't flirting?

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💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 #theicequeen I wasn't TRYING in some cases.

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Mai @theicequeen · Nov 23 @daturapiano sounds like your natural charisma is betraying you there

Mai @theicequeen · Nov 23 @daturapiano or it's just journalists looking for fodder.

Mai @theicequeen · Nov 23 @daturapiano i'm betting on the second option but the first one sounds more fun

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou · Nov 23 @daturapiano you, me, some club?

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @jectrocksyou Maybe. Nix the club.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou · Nov 23 @daturapiano Restaurants want shirts though, that's no good. How about a beach or pool?

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @jechtrocksyou A beach sounds nice. But where would we find one?

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou · Nov 23 @daturapiano We're rock stars! Let's run off for a bit!

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano · Nov 23 @jechtrocksyou To a beautiful tropical place? Sounds wonderful. #listentothewaves #maybewecangoforsolstice

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

JECHT @jechtrocksyou · Nov 23 @daturapiano yeah don't I wish. But we can sure go local. I know a couple places.

[liarmonstersnappydresser]

Bill Cipher (ViP) @ghflskhu_ph· Nov 23 YA GOTTA LOVE THE TABLOIDS, THOUGH IT SEEMS THEY AREN'T QUITE AS SKILLED AT WATCHING AS THEY SAY THEY ARE! #vkrxoglehmhdorxp~?